A really good (lazy) way of showing agitation through writing is by foregoing introductions and jumping directly into your venomous topic.
or you can punch the keyboard
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That was a bad joke, Hayden, and your pathological need to use humor as a way to make people like you is softening the argument you are to start now.
I despise Planet Fitness. It is a sham of a gym with too little equipment that makes policies and has services that are deliberately detrimental to actual training.The more infamous of these being the Lunk Alarm (used to single out people grunting or using excessive weight) and days where the gym itself provides high carb and fat foods like pizza and bagels. The floor plans of the gym are also very focused around shamefully placing the free weights in the corner (because you might feel "gymtimidated"by heavy lifters), tightly clustering the weight machines [which makes them unpleasant to be in as you are forced to stare at someone either face to face, or gaze directly into their asshole (I think Nietzsche has a famous quote about what happens when one stares into the abyss)], and only giving physical and visual space to the circuit training area (for short, timed, and ordered exercises) and the cardio equipment.
Now notice how the circuit training equipment is yellow and the cardio equipment is either black or white, while the weight machines are all that foul purple?
Notice how the circuit training area is set up so that you don't have to look directly at someone and is typically in a semi-circular enclosure so outsiders cannot really look in?
Why do you think a gym would seek to push out bodybuilders and power lifters willing to pay more for gym memberships?
Why provide bagels and pizza?
Why cater to people demanding to pay less for your gym?
Continue on for more ranting...
